The Punchstache

Juice Anyone?

Every Sunday after the kids have starved through 3 hours of church, we have our most well-prepared, healthy, gourmet meal of the week: frozen pizza. Woo-hoo!

And why not top it off with a substance loosely known as "juice," with the actual title of "Thirst Rockers Black Cherry Artificially Flavored Fruit Drink."

If citric acid is a food group, we've got it made.



And if you doubt that this juice contains your 100% daily value of vitamin C, just check out Carter's radioactive mustache (now lovingly renamed The Punchstache).